September 202628 roasts
Andreeva Threw Her Racket at Arthur Ashe
Sports · Sep 10Garcia Threatened to Slap Benn in Vegas
Celebrities · Sep 10Harbaugh Threatened an Uncomfortable Presser
Sports · Sep 10Swinney Called the Reporter Gotcha Guy at Clemson
Sports · Sep 10Scott Screamed Jesus at the Dallas Convention
Politics · Sep 10Jones Ripped the Linesman at The Valley
Sports · Sep 10Brown Threatened a Heckler on the R&B Tour
Celebrities · Sep 9White Called Boxing Fucked Up in Vegas
Sports · Sep 9Vijayan Told Reporters to Get Out at Chengannur
Politics · Sep 9Zandalasini Yelled at Officials at Berlin Arena
Sports · Sep 8Kangana Called MPLADS a Bloody Joke in Mandi
Celebrities · Sep 7Percassi Chased D'Amico into Monte Mario Parking
Sports · Sep 7Félix Threatened to Expose the League at Al-Inma
Sports · Sep 7Hocevar Spun Keselowski for Clicks at Darlington
Sports · Sep 7Day Ran Sawalich into the Wall at Darlington
Sports · Sep 6Wolff Punched the Timing Monitor at Monza
Sports · Sep 6Big Ten Put a Second Back at Michigan Stadium
Sports · Sep 6Farage Wasn't Listening on the BBC
Politics · Sep 6Kannaujiya Took Cash for a Solar Letter in Maharajganj
Politics · Sep 6MC Mong Flipped to Apology on a Seoul Livestream
Celebrities · Sep 6Bartiromo Screenshotted Fox Guidance to the White House
Celebrities · Sep 5Kiffin Folded on GameDay in Baton Rouge
Sports · Sep 5Dean Walked Back His Games on Soccer Saturday
Sports · Sep 5Jukes and Orr Shopped Foreign Cash in Birmingham
Politics · Sep 5Briatore Called a Judge Nasty at Monza
Sports · Sep 5Lawrence Putted from a Bunker at Crans-sur-Sierre
Sports · Sep 4Hickman Wore Los Angeles Made Me Do It in Berea
Sports · Sep 4Radice and Jongens Posted US Open Credentials at the National Tennis Center
Leisure · Sep 4
August 202676 roasts
Rose Threatened the Crowd on the Mic at the Gold Coast
Sports · Aug 27Tiangong Ultra Crashed into the Blue Wall in Beijing
Tech · Aug 26Sterling Put a Lambo into the M3 Barriers at Minley
Sports · Aug 26York Answered a $140 Ad at Wheat Hill
Sports · Aug 25Norris Kicked a Replaced Divot off the 5th at Trump International
Sports · Aug 24Carse Walked off a Derby Nightspot in Handcuffs
Sports · Aug 24Tony Boy Livestreamed the Raid in Città Studi
Celebrities · Aug 23Depay Dropped a Don't Panic Video of Corinthians HQ on Fire
Sports · Aug 23Tesla Stuck Warning Labels on Hidden Door Releases in China
Tech · Aug 23Landum Went from Collin County Jail to the Iowa State Fair
Celebrities · Aug 23McInerney Factory-Reset His Work iPhone at ICAC
Politics · Aug 22Heggebø Scored with His Arm at Carrow Road
Sports · Aug 22Musk Killed the Tile Roof at Tesla Energy
Tech · Aug 21The Times Lost $9.25 Million in Tuscaloosa Court
Culture · Aug 21Harry Took a £9.5m Costs Bill at the High Court
Celebrities · Aug 21Cogger Shouldered Wishart in the Head at AAMI Park
Sports · Aug 21Declet Charged Personal Travel to Exyn in South Philly
Finance · Aug 21A United Pilot Left the Mic Open into Dulles
World · Aug 21Liu Laughed at a Leftover Apple Login in San Jose
Tech · Aug 20Rodríguez Threw a Live Ball into the Milwaukee Stands
Sports · Aug 19Medvedev Smashed LED Boards at the Cincinnati Open
Sports · Aug 19Netflix Dropped a K-Pop Tour on a Seattle Metal Name
Entertainment · Aug 19OpenAI's Model Escaped a Sandbox and Hacked Hugging Face
Tech · Aug 19Chu Sold the Same Auto Loans Twice in Manhattan Court
Finance · Aug 19Kyrgios Tested Positive for Cocaine at Mallorca ATP
Sports · Aug 19Morens Pleaded Guilty in Greenbelt to Hiding Grant Emails
Politics · Aug 19Dale Vince Backed Rosebank Drilling in the Newsnight Studio
Politics · Aug 18Richard Tice Toasted English Wine at a Westminster Briefing
Politics · Aug 18Trump Cut Seoul War Games from the Oval Office
World · Aug 18Infantino Dumped Kevin Lamour at FIFA Headquarters in Zurich
Sports · Aug 18Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat
Sports · Aug 16Tesla Paid Musk $158 Billion at Giga Texas
Finance · Aug 16Ryan Held Tesla Stock on the House Floor
Politics · Aug 16Garg Asked for the Zoom-Firing Job Back
Finance · Aug 16Google Hid the Gemini Sparkle and Kept SynthID
Tech · Aug 16Wondermind Sold Partnerships That Did Not Exist
Celebrities · Aug 16Oracle Borrowed $43 Billion Then Cut More Jobs
Tech · Aug 16Netflix Used 16 Minutes of Tyra's Three Hours
Entertainment · Aug 16Harris Got RFK Land for a Dollar a Year
Sports · Aug 16Farage Beat Count Binface Then the Probe Reopened
World · Aug 16Infantino Tried to Sell 20 Percent of the World Cup
Sports · Aug 16ESPN Fired Hosts Minutes Before They Went Live
Sports · Aug 16Dresser Quit OpenAI Eight Months Into the IPO
Tech · Aug 16Amazon Reinstated Forced Arbitration After 75,000 Echo Claims
Tech · Aug 16The Academy Built a Side Room Then Called It Inclusion
Entertainment · Aug 16Trump Media Sold Early Access to Official Posts
Politics · Aug 16S&P Chiefs Averaged $22.8 Million Without Musk
Finance · Aug 16Apple Asked for 15 Percent of Web Purchases
Tech · Aug 16Paramount Cleared 68 Countries and Called the States the Problem
Entertainment · Aug 15Netflix Shut Night School Six Weeks After Launch
Entertainment · Aug 15Tesla Bought Out the Swedish Strike Instead of Signing
World · Aug 15Disney Bought Formula E Streaming for 144 Markets
Sports · Aug 15Brin Told DeepMind to Go All In on Gemini
Tech · Aug 15DraftKings Poured Hundreds of Millions Into Predictions
Finance · Aug 15The FA Moved the Community Shield for The Weeknd
Sports · Aug 15Apple Trained a China Model With Alibaba
Tech · Aug 15ESPN Hired Creators to Sell Its First Super Bowl
Sports · Aug 15Disney Named Iger a Legend the Week He Bought the Lakers
Celebrities · Aug 15Boeing Handed Archer Three Businesses for Equity
Finance · Aug 15The White House Called the Hormuz Claim a Joke
Politics · Aug 15Apple Asked the Court to Make Epic Settle
Tech · Aug 15Congress Held a Hearing to Learn What It Already Passed
Politics · Aug 15Kagan Denied Apple Another Stay on Epic
Tech · Aug 15Trump Said He'd Make Hormuz US Territory
World · Aug 15They Canceled the Show to Reboot the Show
Entertainment · Aug 15Iger Bought the Lakers and Called It Serving Fans
Sports · Aug 14The Privacy Update Added a Better Way to Be Tracked
Tech · Aug 14She Directed the Film About How Hard Fame Is
Celebrities · Aug 14Under Armour Put The Rock in the Trade Pile
Culture · Aug 14The Bank Advertised the Feature the Fine Was For
Finance · Aug 14OpenAI Hid Ultrafast Behind an Invite
Tech · Aug 14The Summit Flew the Panel In to Talk About Flying Less
World · Aug 14The PAC Bought an Ad About Not Buying Ads
Politics · Aug 14The Authenticity App Charged for Being Real
Celebrities · Aug 14The Wing Is Named for the Guy the Show Is About
Culture · Aug 14The Index Fund Moved the Fee to the Asterisk
Finance · Aug 14
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