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Disney Named Iger a Legend the Week He Bought the Lakers

D23 in Anaheim. A legend medal. A $12.5 billion basketball receipt.

August 15, 2026•Aug 15•1 min read•Celebrities•Source story

Are they serious at D23? You are handing Bob Iger a Legends medal in Anaheim the same week he bought the Lakers and called it serving fans. Ryan Seacrest hosts. The company claps for the guy who just bought another childhood. That's the costume. The medal is a receipt. Knock it off with the legend.

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