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Australia's Underground Cocaine Stockpile Fails Basic Audit
Police find 2.7 tonnes hidden on a western Sydney property, proving billion-dollar plans still need decent hiding spots.
Iran's Hormuz Closure Gets Formal Audit
Oil continued through the chokepoint while contrasting narratives from Washington and Tehran failed basic reality checks.
Afghan Women Pivot to Businesses When Education Vanishes
Thousands launch entrepreneurship because secondary education and real jobs are now off-limits under the rules
Luxury Resort Fire Kills Tourist, PR Calls It 'Contained'
Evacuation of 1,700 at Viva Wyndham Dominicus Beach gets sold as a Caribbean success story.
