Unbelievable. Trump said he'll declare the Strait of Hormuz a US territory, pretty soon, like wet water turns into Ohio if you say it loud enough. About a fifth of the world's oil already goes through that lane and staff is mocking up letterhead for a place that is, at present, water. And then you called it a service for the world. You're not drawing a state. Don't play us with a waterway.
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Trump Said He'd Make Hormuz US Territory
He wants to declare the Strait of Hormuz a US territory. Pretty soon.
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