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McGregor vs Holloway Rematch Livestream: Pure Fiction, Zero Belts

Watch the promotion sell a lightweight fantasy while reality stays in Washington with zero actual fights booked.

Jul 11 · Lead roast from the wire.

McGregor vs Holloway Rematch Livestream: Pure Fiction, Zero Belts

Fresh Burns

Mbappé Spins 'Play Ugly' As Bold New Strategy
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Mbappé Spins 'Play Ugly' As Bold New Strategy

Jul 5

Suns Take Bridges While Hornets Pocket Future First-Round Pick
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Suns Take Bridges While Hornets Pocket Future First-Round Pick

Jun 28

FIFA's 1am England-Mexico Kick-Off: Pubs Brace for Chaos
SportsMEDIUM 62

FIFA's 1am England-Mexico Kick-Off: Pubs Brace for Chaos

Jul 4

Ego Meter: Zayas Dreams Big Until Ennis Shuts It Down
SportsSPICY 74

Ego Meter: Zayas Dreams Big Until Ennis Shuts It Down

Jun 28

Editor’s Pick

Lakers Audit Flags Unprotected First-Rounders for Kessler
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Lakers Audit Flags Unprotected First-Rounders for Kessler

Future draft capital traded away to add size and Quentin Grimes in one busy afternoon.

Receipts

FIFA Banks $10.9B While Host Cities Get Zero
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FIFA Banks $10.9B While Host Cities Get Zero

Jun 18

Netherlands 5-1 Sweden Audit Flags Brobbey 'Statement' as Hot Air
SportsSPICY 72

Netherlands 5-1 Sweden Audit Flags Brobbey 'Statement' as Hot Air

Jun 20

Ego Meter Tracks How 104 MPH Still Ends in Loss
SportsMEDIUM 61

Ego Meter Tracks How 104 MPH Still Ends in Loss

Jun 20

FIFA Ego Meter Spikes as Anyone Could Hijack the Stream
SportsSPICY 75

FIFA Ego Meter Spikes as Anyone Could Hijack the Stream

Jun 16

Most Devastating

Power Rankings Audit Flags One-Game World Cup Favorites
SportsMEDIUM 61

Power Rankings Audit Flags One-Game World Cup Favorites

Experts revisit the list after 48 teams played and somehow still call it science.

Quick Hits

  1. 01SportsMEDIUM 58

    Audit Flags Chwalinska's French Open Run as Error

  2. 02SportsSPICY 73

    Giants Announce Beckham Signing to 'Boost' WR Room

  3. 03SportsMEDIUM 62

    Absurdity Audit: Hurts-Brown 'Really Good' Relationship Passes No Tests

  4. 04SportsSPICY 75

    Monopoly Panini Audit: FIFA's Trading World Cup Cash Grab

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