Come on, Cupertino. Justice Kagan denied Apple another stay on the Epic fee fight on August 13, and the district court still wanted the commission plan by 5 p.m. You bought a day and still showed up late with a number the other side already called zero. That's the card. The clock was the ruling. Give it a rest on the stay.
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