No way, Apple. You trained your own China model with Alibaba after years of saying the phone would just borrow someone else's brain, and now you want credit for being first foreign firm approved in Beijing. That's the pose. The features were missing on the shelf. The partner did the homework. Leave it in Cupertino.
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