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The PAC Bought an Ad About Not Buying Ads — Politics satirical illustration · SPICY tier · Roast Station editorial

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The PAC Bought an Ad About Not Buying Ads

Seven figures to say money in politics is the problem. The treasurer booked the slots.

August 14, 2026•Aug 14•1 min read•Politics•Source story

Please tell me this is a joke. A super PAC spent seven figures on a spot that says money in politics is the problem, and the treasurer booked the slots. Ordinary people are being drowned out, they said, over a media buy, with a disclaimer smaller than the slogan. That's the card. You are the money. Not buying it from the treasurer.

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