Catherine Hickman wore Los Angeles Made Me Do It in Berea. The AGM stood at the CrossCountry Mortgage Campus podium in a ripped gray sweatshirt with holes the cameras caught in full. She sold the football-ops adult in the room. The reigning Defensive Player of the Year is wearing Rams colors because of her shop. She walked into the Week-1 media session with Los Angeles sitting on her chest like the trade needed a caption. The Browns are missing their wrecking ball. The person in football ops dressed for the city that landed him. Los Angeles did not make her give away the best defender on the roster. She chose a slogan that turned the trade into a receipt. Holes in that gray fabric sat under the lights while she talked football without the guy who wrecked quarterbacks. The adult act stopped at the collar of that gray sweatshirt. The rips on that sweatshirt outtalked the podium. Berea got the holes.
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Hickman Wore Los Angeles Made Me Do It in Berea
Ripped gray sweatshirt on the CrossCountry Mortgage Campus podium.
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