No way, Sam. Denise Dresser quit as revenue chief after eight months, two days after Brad Lightcap walked, with an $852 billion IPO path still on the table, and you posted Ultrafast like the product was the news. That's the pose. The chairs are empty. The filing is still confidential. Save it for the S-1.
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