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Celebrity Drama
Roasts of the famous people doing famous-people things badly.
Celebrity drama satire from Roast Station. Awards-circuit antics, Instagram self-owns, red-carpet pomp, and the bottomless well of celebrity meltdowns covered with surgical disregard for the PR machine.
53 roasts in this topic and counting.
Every Celebrity Drama roast we've published
- entertainment·SPICY 73
Taylor’s Aunt Leaks ‘Intimate’ Wedding Crap Nobody Asked For
Inside the MSG spectacle, Taylor and her athlete cried on cue while 1,000 guests got PR-approved details.
- celebrities·SPICY 74
Lively's $8M Legal Fee Audit: Desperation in the Docket
Actress demands director Baldoni cover the bill as the case fizzles, because apparently eight million is the going rate for a final swing.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 62
THR Sweeps 20 First-Place Wins in Its Own Backyard
The Hollywood Reporter audits its own journalism dominance with Abramovitch and Feinberg taking top honors.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 62
Supergirl Hits Headwinds as Toy Story 5 Keeps Printing
The Alcock-led superhero feature opens soft while the sequel declines gently into another win.
- entertainment·SPICY 75
ElevenLabs AI Caine Odyssey Is Peak Corporate Laziness
They announced a 13-hour Michael Caine narrating version while real stars already exist for Christopher Nolan's film
- celebrities·SPICY 88
Divorce Finalized, Birthday Love Still on Payroll
Keith Urban's post-split birthday note and Nicole Kidman's Father's Day callback pass the absurdity audit with flying red flags.
- celebrities·SPICY 73
NeNe's Kid Flunks Probation With Drug Arrest Sequel
Atlanta housewives alum's family spins another violation as a 'learning moment' while reality delivers the same result
- celebrities·SPICY 72
Hathaway Timed Fertility Struggles for the Third Pregnancy Drop
Painful past details resurfaced right before the Instagram bump confirmation – coincidence or calculated arc completion?
- celebrities·MEDIUM 58
Absurdity Audit: Post-Facelift Staycations Hit Luxury Peak
High-end hotels roll out dedicated facilities so clients can heal in secrecy while pretending nothing happened.
- celebrities·SPICY 83
Hathaway Turns Bump Reveal Into Lyric-Themed PR Theater
Captioned with floating x's and 'Baby, I’m yours' because a normal pregnancy announcement apparently needs branding now.
- celebrities·MEDIUM 58
Culpo's Chocolate Luggage Is a Travel Essential Now
Cashmere, candles and a shared fragrance turn packing hacks into a Samsonite sales pitch.
- entertainment·SPICY 87
Ego Meter: Hollywood's Puppet Delusion Hits Critical Mass
Bob Baker's historic marionette troupe gets crowned zeitgeist savior while the actual industry burns.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 62
Oscar Rule Lets One Actor Grab Multiple Noms in Same Category
Hollywood calls this progress. Really it's just stretching the same five performances to look like more contenders.
- entertainment·SPICY 72
Hollywood Unions Trade Strikes for Sleepy Four-Year Contracts
After history-making 2023 action, this year's negotiation yielded easy deals as work becomes scarce for members
- celebrities·SPICY 88
Ego Meter Spikes: Kardashian-Hamilton Monaco Makeout
A three-day support weekend turns into the loudest stealth session in F1 history.
- entertainment·SPICY 87
Ego Meter Spikes as Penn Dreads Award Ceremonies
Actor's decision to never attend another one again turns dread-provoking into a full delusion broadcast.
- entertainment·SPICY 72
Viral Horror Filmmaker Phillips Trades Clicks for WME
PR frames the SXSW bow as a launchpad; really it's a debut feature chasing agency packaging after the short blew up.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 62
Absurdity Audit: Snyder's Escape Remake Flunks Inspection
StudioCanal's hot package lands on the wrong side of Carpenter's lean classic.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 62
Blumhouse-Atomic Ego Meter Climbs to Industry Savior Mode
Horror vets frame their latest obsession as a generational reset while the meter ticks toward full Disney delusion.
- finance·SPICY 73
Warner Bros Discovery Borrows $15 Billion to Refinance Its Own Acquisition
Media giant prices investment-grade loans in a hot market, because nothing screams stability like prepping debt before Paramount swallows you whole.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 61
Hollywood-Approved Knicks Merch: The New Playoff Ritual
Chalamet and Jenner bicoastal their way to Cleveland while the Knicks finally clinched something real
- entertainment·SPICY 88
Hollywood Ditches Pickleball for $20K Mahjong Tiles
Grandmother's favorite game now requires celebrity tables and the obligatory backlash about strategy disguised as fun.
- celebrities·SPICY 74
Ego Meter Spikes as Stars Worship a Damn Baguette
Blake Lively and Olivia Wilde hit peak delusion celebrating the Fendi bag like it's Carrie Bradshaw's gospel.
- entertainment·SPICY 73
Sebastian Stan's Cannes Anti-Trump Rant Audited
Cannes film promo turns into presidential lecture no one asked for
- entertainment·MEDIUM 68
Devil Wears Prada 2 Ego Meter Hits Runway Stratosphere
Emily Blunt's nail artist drops 'secrets' to perfection—inspired by Debbie Harry, because nothing screams high fashion like a 1980s punk icon's claws.
- tech·SPICY 78
TMZ's 'Disturbing' Scoop: Celeb Dog Zepa Kicks the Kennel
Apologies to fans for the heartbreak—because a pet passing trumps actual scandals every time.
- celebrities·MEDIUM 62
Easter Miracle: Kid's Autism Win Becomes Celeb Holiday
Abby De La Rosa turns diagnosis anniversary into Instagram gold—because why not?
- celebrities·MEDIUM 68
Zendaya's Movie Mouthpiece Drops Bombshell, Internet Loses It
A fictional character's confession has real people raging—because that's how brains work now?
- celebrities·SPICY 72
Zendaya's 'Drama' Confession: Oscar or Outrage?
A movie line has the internet in meltdown mode—because nothing screams 'crisis' like scripted shock value.
- celebrities·MEDIUM 58
Paris Hilton's Mini-Me Easter: Twinning Toddlers & Oprah Bags
Celeb news peaks at 'cutesie crew' photos and $34 farm-wife frocks—humanity's real heroes strike again
- tech·SPICY 78
TMZ Drops Serial Killer Mic: Heuermann's Mega Guilty Plea
Seven murders confessed, eighth TBD—entertainment news hits peak absurdity.
- tech·SPICY 72
Today Star's Mom Ghosts, She Goes Viral on Faith
Missing mom? Time for a heartfelt video essay. Priorities, people.
- tech·SPICY 72
Savannah's Return: Fans Siege NBC Like It's Woodstock
TMZ hypes morning anchor comeback as if she slayed a dragon, not just read the weather.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
TMZ's Birthday Bash: Bikini Autopsy Edition
Nothing screams 'happy birthday' like exhuming workout pics for the masses.
- tech·SPICY 78
Celebs Cram Four Holidays into One Outfit
Khloe, Blake & Gwen turn Easter, Passover, Eid and Nowruz into Instagram's ultimate mashup fail
- tech·SPICY 76
Sora: OpenAI's AI Video Fling Ends in Ghost Town
Viral hit that spooked Hollywood shutters after months of tumbleweeds—AI hype meets reality check.
- tech·SPICY 78
Divorce-to-Dream-Home in 14 Days Flat
Jessi Draper's 'new beginnings' speedrun makes Usain Bolt look like he's jogging in molasses.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Britney's Insta Family Pic: Wholesome or PR Plot Twist?
Pop icon dusts off 2008 throwback with sons—because nothing says 'reunion' like filtered nostalgia.
- celebrities·SPICY 72
HELLO!: Celeb Gossip as Your Daily Bread
Relationships, babies, breakups—because asteroids can wait, J-Lo's love life can't.
- celebrities·MEDIUM 68
USA TODAY Celebs: Gossip So Hot It Needs Sunscreen
Because nothing says 'news' like which star bought a $5 coffee
- entertainment·SPICY 74
Director's Hot Tip: 'Suck In Your Gut, Star!'
Lili Reinhart exposes male filmmaker's between-takes belly command. Hollywood: Where 'action!' meets ab crunches.
- celebrities·SPICY 74
Sahiba Bali's Zombie Scandals Rise Again
Viral video plays grave digger, unearthing Pakistan-Mahakal mess. Celebs: the gift that keeps on giving outrage.
- celebrities·SPICY 72
PK's One-Year Rebound: RHOBH Ex Trades Wives Like Cards
Talent manager's 'excited' for new flame—because nothing screams commitment like a Housewives divorce timer.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Sci-Fi Solo Act Legs Past Franchise Fizzle: 'Only' 32% Drop!
Hollywood hails a non-sequel survivor like it's the second coming of Oppenheimer. Hold up, is mediocrity the new blockbuster?
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Savannah's Today Tears: Expert Cracks the Code
Why'd Guthrie bare her soul to Kotb? A 'media expert' has theories wilder than a soap opera script.
- celebrities·MEDIUM 68
HELLO! Mag: Celeb Lives, Now With 100% More Drama Filters
Relationships! Pregnancies! Breakups! Because your feed needs more pixels of people you don't know hugging.
- tech·SPICY 78
Tiger Woods: Fairway King, Freeway Flipper
Golf legend crashes harder off the course than his divorce settlement—out of jail already.
- celebrities·SPICY 72
HELLO! Magazine's Creepy Celeb Death Ticker
Scrolling past the glamour for a live feed of who's checked out—because mortality sells
- entertainment·MEDIUM 68
Jane McDonald's 11th Album Cruises Straight to #1 – Sanity Check Needed
Eleventh time's the charm? How one cruise ship crooner just hijacked the charts while the music biz scratches its head.
- entertainment·SPICY 72
Jane McDonald’s 11th Album Cruises to #1 – Physics Defied
How does a cruise ship lounge legend outsell everyone with album numero once-again?