Drop 01 · 3 SKUs synced
Wearable receipts
from the internet hustle era.
Limited-run satirical tees, hoodies, and stickers from Roast Station’s newsroom. Same attitude as the site — wearable form. The catalog is synced here while physical QA clears before public checkout opens.
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Millionaire in 30 Days - Vibe Coder Tee (Back Print)
T-SHIRT
$34
Editorial root
The same AI-hustle delusion driving this shirt already exists as one of the clearest Roast Station tech roasts in the archive.
Includes curated lookbook + archive route
Cancelled by Tuesday - Viral Tweet Tee
T-SHIRT
$34
Platform anxiety source
This design belongs to the same screenshot-and-self-own lane as the archive roast about X trying to fix repost brain with creator tooling.
Includes curated lookbook + archive routeMillionaire in 30 Days - Vibe Coder Tee
T-SHIRT
$34
Editorial root
The same AI-hustle delusion driving this shirt already exists as one of the clearest Roast Station tech roasts in the archive.
Includes curated lookbook + archive routeRoasts, not insults.
Every shirt is a one-liner with teeth. The brand roasts the situation, not the person.
QA before hype.
The storefront stays staged until samples clear physical QA. Better to hold a launch than pretend quality is proven before it is.
Drops when they're ready.
Topical, finite, and sample-gated. The release calendar follows the product, not the other way around.
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