You've got to be kidding, Apple. You missed the stay, filed the 15 percent ask, and then asked Judge Gonzalez Rogers to force Epic into a settlement conference Epic already refused. You want a meeting after you lost the pause and still called it constructive. That's the pose. The court is not your calendar. Don't start with a conference.
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