Prairie View A&M, a proud historically Black university, just triumphed in the First Four, defeating Lehigh 67-55. That's right — they needed four games just to reach the round of 64, and barely cleared a mid-major that most fans couldn't locate on a map. The celebration feels like a participation trophy ceremony where the real March Madness begins with an appointment against a No. 1 seed that will likely end their season in under 40 minutes. Congrats on the historic participation victory.
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Prairie View A&M Advances... Barely
Historically Black university celebrates 67-55 squeaker over Lehigh before getting fed to a No. 1 seed
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