Freshly crowned the new Bachelorette, Taylor Frankie Paul is now under investigation according to her partner's representative. The woman tasked with helping millions find love apparently can't keep her own domestic situation from requiring official inquiries, all while raising three children including a two-year-old. Nothing says "relationship expert" quite like being announced as television's premier romantic authority and immediately triggering a formal probe. The franchise has reached peak self-parody: handing the rose to someone whose personal life is already circling the drain before the first group date even films.
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New Bachelorette Already Under Investigation
Taylor Frankie Paul goes from fantasy suite to real-world scrutiny in record time
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