NVIDIA's GTC 2026 wrapped with Jensen Huang once again strutting in his signature leather jacket, proudly showcasing Disney's latest robots and something called 'agentic AI' — persistent systems that supposedly live on your desk and handle your life. The irony is exquisite: the same industry that can't ship working drivers without six patches is now promising AI coworkers that never call in sick. Because nothing says 'we've solved intelligence' like a trillion-dollar company selling you the digital equivalent of an overpromising intern who lives in your monitor.
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NVIDIA Unveils 'Agentic AI' That Still Can't Fix Your WiFi
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